I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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