some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I want a musical about memes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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