I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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