So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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