So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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