I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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