He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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