No awkward lesbian experiences without me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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