worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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