in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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