I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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