they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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