Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
