I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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