so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
