i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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