Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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