was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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