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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach

(630): View more from Illinois

Me toooooo!! Margaritas

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I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good

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(503): View more from Oregon

Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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(801): View more from Utah

"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand

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(612): View more from Minnesota

At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

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