I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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