Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i now understand why vodka
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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