u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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