More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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