Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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