ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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