His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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