My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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