Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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