You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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