hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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