butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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