Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Acid is not a monday night drug
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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