IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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