Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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