evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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