oh god the rape fog is back!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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