ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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