theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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