So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
