He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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