so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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