Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
