Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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