How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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