party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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