Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
id be glad to
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
why is half of my head shaved?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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