fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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