Plan B is the new Plan A
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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