that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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