their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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