If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
