I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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