god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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