Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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