Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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